Caught Pick up lines

The best Caught pick up lines

I just got caught by the police.

They found, in my blood samples, a drug called YOU , girl. The police department is Horny police.
👤︎ u/nine9ten10
📅︎ Feb 09
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I only caught a glimpse of you before I lost my footing and fell off the cliff.

I watched my life flash before my eyes, but... I'm pretty sure you did too.
👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0
📅︎ Jul 22
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Yo I think I caught Coronavirus

Nvm I just caught feelings for you
👤︎ u/ran14766
📅︎ Mar 23
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Hey have you caught the virus?

coz girl you're sick!
👤︎ u/broaderson
📅︎ Mar 14
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Hey girl, I don’t see any Pokémon around...

but I caught some feelings for you
👤︎ u/thecasperboy
📅︎ Sep 23
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I feel like I just went fishing...

but instead of catching a fish all I caught was feelings for you 🥺🥰
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 09
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Damn girl these feelings for you must be like corona

I caught it real fast.
👤︎ u/__Gynotarian__
📅︎ Apr 01
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Are you the Pixar lamp?

Because you just caught my eye (I)
👤︎ u/nuwuzzle
📅︎ May 27
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Baby, you're so like Instagram,

Scroll down a bit and 'you're all caught up'.
👤︎ u/dreamertheysay
📅︎ Feb 19
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So I have a pickup line that I was practicing on a fish I caught.

Needless to say it was hooked
👤︎ u/Naikralc
📅︎ May 08
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Yeah, I’m kind of sick.

Sorry, I’m a little sick right now. I caught them feels for you.
👤︎ u/BlankLonely_Ness
📅︎ Oct 18
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Are you a Pokémon Trainer?

Because you caught my heart!
👤︎ u/skulzncrossbone
📅︎ Apr 27
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My love's a tidal wave...

and you're beach front property. Just caught this rewatching Johnny Bravo.
👤︎ u/D34DM4N1989
📅︎ Mar 16
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