Complete Pick up lines

The best Complete pick up lines

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
👤︎ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up
👤︎ u/ImplodingElephant
📅︎ Feb 17
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Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.
👤︎ u/TheeShankster
📅︎ Sep 27
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Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Oct 11
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are you the list piece of lego?

because you complete my lego heart set
👤︎ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
📅︎ Aug 26
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Well, I may not be good at dancing but....

complete this pickup line. a chick i've been chatting with likes to dance and goes to classes for the same. i want it to be a little flirty and clever but nothing comes to mind
👤︎ u/FallenKenny
📅︎ Aug 12
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*on April first* damn girl

Are you today’s date because you’re a complete joke
👤︎ u/Pine_Apple_Boat
📅︎ Feb 25
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I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.

its a cereal dumbass
👤︎ u/RobustUnicorn
📅︎ Oct 17
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Hey are you my appendix?

Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.
👤︎ u/officiallongboi
📅︎ Jul 29
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
👤︎ u/platinumblues
📅︎ Aug 17
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I am a phrase and you are a sentence. Why?

Because you complete me
👤︎ u/200iq_Mind_Cells
📅︎ Oct 11
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Damn, girl, are you The Walking Dead?

Because I'd like to see you three or four times and then completely lose interest.
👤︎ u/Daniel_A_Johnson
📅︎ Aug 08
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I'll be your chocolate bunny...

Delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside
👤︎ u/platinumblues
📅︎ Aug 18
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