Freezer Pick up lines

The best Freezer pick up lines

Damn girl you make me feel like rocky balboa

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Jan 27
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Damn you're so cool in this hot weather

that my freezer is jealous of you
👤︎ u/Bitchy_Cherry
📅︎ Aug 04
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Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer
👤︎ u/SkylorScott
📅︎ Aug 19
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Roses aren't red, and violets aren't either

I'm going to chop you up and put you in a freezer
👤︎ u/anarchy_grim
📅︎ Jan 26
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I like my women how I like my coffee..

Ground up and put in the freezer
👤︎ u/anthonyyyyyyyyy
📅︎ Apr 04
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I like my coffee like I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer.
👤︎ u/_no_pants
📅︎ May 27
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