Gear Pick up lines

The best Gear pick up lines

Geared towards Potterheads

Meet me in the Shrieking Shack and I'll show you the difference between a Hufflepuff and a HufflefucksYourBrainsOut
👤︎ u/DwDick
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey girl are you from metal gear?

Cause you just made my snake solid.
👤︎ u/pineball21_
📅︎ Apr 29
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Do you play Metal Gear Solid 2...

...because Ima make you my "Gurl-lukovich" and have you "Raiden" my "Solid Snake" until I shoot "Liquid" all over your "Ass-elot".
👤︎ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
📅︎ Oct 10
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hey girl, are you a machine?

cuz you can grind my gears
👤︎ u/Tbrouxk
📅︎ Jun 08
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