Humor Pick up lines

The best Humor pick up lines

I Like Jokes. But I like HUMOR.

Humor = You More
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingExpertise
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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I like my girls how I like my humor

Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kris_Kamweru
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Probably depends on her sense of humor...

Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen. Her: what's the first? Me: you/2. I'm a psycho πŸ™‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hemingray1893
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

β€œHey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day” -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nonphotosynthetic_af
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK (science humor)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cantthinkofaname1255
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Any good pickup lines for someone named taitum

She has a super dry sense of humor if that helps
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_The_Navyviper_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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