Lazy Pick up lines

The best Lazy pick up lines

People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy

Can you do it for me
📅︎ Apr 26
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Damn girl are you my SAT scores

Because I know I can do better but I’m too lazy to try
📅︎ Aug 26
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You like you need a man with a big cock!

Sorry to bother you then... (Lazy, I know, sorry)
📅︎ Apr 27
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Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.
📅︎ Jul 19
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