Return Pick up lines

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If a Wizard was to ask me at what point in my life I'd like to return to

It would've been when We were happy together.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Opps1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds, But not in terms of time spent with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smlov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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You might need a backup bed

Because i will break your other one to the point of no return
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FierceMiniTigerYT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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What are your arguments and return type?

... because I want to call you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rakeshmane10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Can I give you a kiss?

If you don’t like it, you can return it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GENGIWEEB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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I'll Give you a Kiss 😘😘

If You don't Like it, you can Return it.......!! πŸ’‹
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/get-lines
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlterXade10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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