Screw Pick up lines

The best Screw pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a screw driver?

Cause I'm going nuts over you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 22
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Hey beautiful, are you a screw?

Because I want to screw you in your hole
👤︎ u/Awesomedarkbo
📅︎ Jun 02
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Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.
👤︎ u/ThrowJed
📅︎ Feb 10
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Hey girl, are you a screw?

Cause I wanna pin you on the wall and drill you
👤︎ u/savage420mememaster
📅︎ Jan 07
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You're like a fancy screw for me.

Because, the more you twist on my mind, the deeper you remain in my heart.
👤︎ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
📅︎ Nov 28
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Are you a screwdriver?

Cuz I can imagine you screwing me!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 14
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roses are red, lockdown’s not cozy

So screw all the rules, and come get to know me
👤︎ u/xj_billy
📅︎ Apr 19
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
👤︎ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
📅︎ Apr 03
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Are you the hardware of my dreams?

> Screw software, I want > > to install my own firmware > > into your wetware
👤︎ u/Diapolo10
📅︎ May 13
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Hey girl, are you a lightbulb?

Cause I want to screw you in.
👤︎ u/UMG-ClanLeader
📅︎ Apr 23
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Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

Cause I can screw your brains out.
👤︎ u/rhymesnocerous
📅︎ Feb 20
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