Told Pick up lines

The best Told pick up lines

My mom told me that life was a deck of cards,

So I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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A girl told me she loves me (friendly way) instead of saying"i love u too" i send an uno revers card

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R-mama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Would it help if I told you I have AIDS?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NjGGeRsus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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My parents told me to follow my dreams

Thats why i am sticking with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shovel_is_my_name
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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I've been told I'm the cure for Covid...

...Lucky for you it's a suppository.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/epi-diddle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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I was told there’s a myth that if something stings you, to kiss it to get rid of the sting

I got stung on my lips
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pew-die-pie2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Anybody ever told you that you look like a glass of milk?

Cuz you’re white, thicc, and my bone needs you *add syrups as needed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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I was told by my parents to do what makes me happy

So can I do you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mukeniadub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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My parents always told me to smash my goals

So can i smash them cheeks? πŸ₯΄
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MAYITOOOOO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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I told stars about you

They literally fell
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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I think you're hot, I've told you that twice.

I'm not like the guys who walk by and just say "Nice"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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On my way into your dms

Someone told me you are the one for me. It was my heart and your destiny.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhi-_-123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Are you looking for a tree topper?

*Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Anybody ever told you that you’re kind of like an exam?

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-Crysis-i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChJakeBu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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*Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dan0sz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Excuse me miss, I'm new in town and was told that beautiful women know the fun places to spend time at.

Would you mind showing them to me sometime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twoklawll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams

So that’s why I’m following you! >u< ☺️☺️☺️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-random-trash-lol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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If I told you that you had a nice body

Would you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kschomer05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body…

Would you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RyRyGuy104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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A girl once told me about the β€˜Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: β€œwould I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?” β€œSo I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ApexChutneyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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I was told this was very smooth..

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vice_john
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Are you looking for a tree topper?

Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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My mum told me princesses didn't exist and they were all a fantasy.

Until i met you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aoekin_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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I’m gonna put on my glasses

before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaviiOh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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The manager told me to take the trash out...

So are we going or what?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jguy2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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I told my friends that perfect women exist, but they disagreed,

Mind if I take a selfie with you to prove them wrong?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SemperFalluntIocis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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My doctor told me.....

I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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My grandma once told me im serious boyfriend material...

so you boutta call my grandma a liar, huh? I'll FIGHT anyone who calls my grandma a liar!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Melophobe-IP
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams..

That's why i'm following you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AngelPon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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One of my friends told me that girls hate oral

Want to help me prove them wrong ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lowkeyogee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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told this one on my church camp

i dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mallkonii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Can I follow you home ?

Because my parents told me to follow my dreams...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChiefWarrior7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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My mom always told me to follow my dreams

So I’m going to follow you for the rest of the night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bobbyjones52
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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They told me God was in heaven

Yet here you are without an old bearded man in sight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Inventorwill02
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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roses are red, watches are gold

now get on your knees, and do what your told
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_itzmonty_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you looking for someone like me who has a Master's in Interior Design?

Because I've been told, I'm the best at rearranging guts
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarthaksam003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cause someone told me you have a crush on me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xylaan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Roses are red, watches are gold

Bitch get on your knees and do what your told
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cwisypoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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You are platinum in a room full of gold.

My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Can i follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakugo18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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I was told this should be here

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GaymoSexual
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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If I told you that you have a nice body

Would you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phil-R-Upp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/berdiaon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Your accent is really cute..

Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smartastits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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Hey girl, can I follow you?

Because my mom told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/action_bastard13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/popularfellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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Hey girl, can i have you number?

β€˜Cause i told my dad i’d call him when fell in love.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/read_it_seen_it
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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I would invite you to the movies with me but...

Last time i went they told me to stop bringing my own snacks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StainOfMystery
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey baby, are you an appendix?

Because, I don’t know why you’re here, or what you’re doing, and I wanna take you out. Don’t know if repost but my dad told me this one and I laughed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DingbatWingnut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Can i follow you on Instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Taricool777
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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Can I borrow your phone?

Because my mom told me to let her know when I meet the girl of my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/National-Tragedy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Can I follow you? Because my...

mom told me to follow my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Sorry I've been following you...

But my parents told me to chase my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Te_Waapu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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Excuse me, can I follow you?

Cos my dad told me to always follow my dream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nok4us
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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Can I follow you home?

Because, my parents always told me to pursue and follow my dream.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Are you tryna be in a coma??

Mama always told me to eat my vegetables
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jhoashmo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Can I follow you home?

My parents always told me to follow what I desire.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vanisha21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Can i follow you on instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dumbostrich
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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Do you see that guy over there?

He told me to ask you if you want to kiss me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zarrilli
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-ButterStick-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Knight499
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HasSomeSelfEsteem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rainkk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. P.S. Sorry if this has been posted already my friend told me this today. :D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bedrosian015
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brycep98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Hey girl, Can I follow you?

My mom told me to follow my dream.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yokit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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