've Pick up lines

The first is hug and the rest is 69

Because your voice rings in my head all day!

The rest is 69.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.

*the sky would be empty.*

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)

And if you like it, I can put the whole thing in.

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

...Lucky for you it's a suppository.

Cause I've gotta phở queue

Constantly thinking about you

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?

All I need is a little spoon.

Just made this up. Sent as a response to a prompt on OkC where she talked about how she likes math. It's a play on real and imaginary numbers. ;) Keep your head high, bois

Cause you've been on my mind since the divorce.

Your number?

Are you available?

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)

I like that in a woman.

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"

Because you've got some sweet buns. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.

Hey girl, what are these 'Wordsworth' if I'm unable to describe your beauty

Are you NF? Because I've got you on my mind, baby.

I've only met you in my dreams.

I'm not like the guys who walk by and just say "Nice"

Help me even it out, cuz you've got the one thing I wanna suck at.

Because I've just got to make you mine.

But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?

Because I've been looking for a cutie pie like you :)

Beause you've opened a portal to my heart.

got fine written all over you.

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"

Because I like you a latte

Because I heard you've been driving everyone crazy about you

And my favourite place is by your side