We've Pick up lines

The best We've pick up lines

You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream...

It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream - Day 65
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 10
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Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.

- Day 22
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 26
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I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

that's because I can't count to infinity.
👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Jan 30
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Oh girl are you the Chandrayaan 2 because it seems we've lost contact

could use this pick-up line for a woman who hasn't responded in a few days
📅︎ Sep 08
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Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you. (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
👤︎ u/tsmi196
📅︎ Mar 15
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Instagram Flirting 👀

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups 😂. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : 😂😂😂omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
👤︎ u/mikepatell
📅︎ Jun 22
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Violet are'nt red Rose are'nt blue

So we've just met, ~~Omae wa mou shindeiru~~
👤︎ u/KaHate
📅︎ Oct 04
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Need some lines for my lonely friend

A friend of my who hasn't been, let's say, very successful with girls turns 18 next month. As part of our 'get a girlfriend starter pack' we want to give him a custom made book with some very fun, good and really bad pickuplines. We've already collected some nice ones but are still hungry for more. Hope you guys can help! Any other gift ideas for this 'forever alone friend' are welcome as well! 🙏🏽
📅︎ Feb 26
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ Mar 22
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