Year Pick up lines

The best Year pick up lines

Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
👤︎ u/hafiy2003
📅︎ Dec 29
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Last year I ran through a marathon

This year I'd like to run through you
👤︎ u/adarsh0504
📅︎ Feb 15
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It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Only to make you fall for me
👤︎ u/infinity540
📅︎ Feb 07
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I think you are the year 2021

Cause you are the one I was waiting for!
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Jan 02
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Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?
👤︎ u/ForgottenFather10
📅︎ Dec 28
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They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.
👤︎ u/DefinitlyNotTheFBl
📅︎ Oct 13
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If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
👤︎ u/garrethecarrott
📅︎ Dec 02
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The year might end soon

But my love for you won't
👤︎ u/maniac_0
📅︎ Dec 28
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Are you a new year's resolution ?

Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.
👤︎ u/pseudo_acc_for_porn
📅︎ Jan 08
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My New Years resolution is

to keep 2020 behind me and you beneath me
👤︎ u/Dualwield184
📅︎ Jan 05
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Hello! my name's Lucy (Trashy name but I've grown to like it) I'm a 17 year old (F).

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)
👤︎ u/TesticularCanc3r
📅︎ Oct 25
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Hey girl are you a little mistake that i made years ago and anybody but me remember

Because i can't get you of my mind
👤︎ u/Camuilo
📅︎ Oct 24
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Hey are you the first weight I’ve lifted in a year?

Because I’m really hoping you’re easy to pickup
👤︎ u/Not-Your-Dad-
📅︎ Dec 02
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Did you make Santa’s Naughty List this year?

Need yelp getting there? 😘
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 18
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I don’t have any pumpkins this year

Wanna be mine?
👤︎ u/Shenron-the-DragonZ
📅︎ Oct 27
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
👤︎ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
📅︎ Feb 13
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The number 8 reminds me how many years I wanna be with you,

because sideways it's infinite.
👤︎ u/SpiralOfGames
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey Girl may I be your Captain America?

Because I will remain virgin upto 70 years for you.
👤︎ u/Pradeep24_07_1999
📅︎ Feb 19
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
👤︎ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
📅︎ Oct 18
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What are the differences between you and a 6 year old?

I’d rather kidnap you.
👤︎ u/Xenevious
📅︎ Jul 31
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Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Dec 28
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are you tayk cuz im a prison

and i want you for 50 years
👤︎ u/_jesuschristofnofap_
📅︎ Jan 25
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Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Jan 02
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You must be Washington D.C

Because you’re not the only thing being breached this year ;)
👤︎ u/Requimed
📅︎ Jan 08
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Baby, are you the vaccine?

Because you’re the best damn news I’ve had all year
👤︎ u/wolf_ricky
📅︎ Nov 13
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dang are you the new year?

because I think you’re a solid 20/20
👤︎ u/SaladBalls69
📅︎ Jan 01
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I like my girls like my wine

Sweet and 18 years old.
👤︎ u/locus0016
📅︎ Jul 26
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Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year
👤︎ u/S1L3NT_K1LL3R
📅︎ Dec 07
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Can I take a picture of you...

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
👤︎ u/futraf97
📅︎ Dec 12
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Hey girl are you a McRib?

Because I've been waiting all year to take you out and sloppily gobble the shit out of you
👤︎ u/darling_23
📅︎ Dec 10
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I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)
👤︎ u/cantfindusername10
📅︎ Mar 25
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I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke. Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.
👤︎ u/Canyouplzstop
📅︎ Sep 24
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This year has been full of surprises...

Why don’t we get together and surprise others?
👤︎ u/JoshuaLM1025
📅︎ Mar 27
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Hey girl, you look like $1,000,000

Less impressive you would've done ten years ago
👤︎ u/epic123222
📅︎ Dec 08
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out I’m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone I’m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer I’m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
👤︎ u/D27182627
📅︎ Feb 08
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I like my women like my wine

Aged to perfection (I know the one about “12 years old and in my basement” its funny, but terrible to use on women)
👤︎ u/IRerth
📅︎ Nov 25
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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

They’re both dropping tonight 😏
👤︎ u/thedankasian
📅︎ Jan 01
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You look like a million dollars

Less impressive than you would have done ten years ago.
👤︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
📅︎ Nov 18
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Use this one in school

U know I want to have 2 classes with you next year chemistry and history
👤︎ u/NaRK_ninja
📅︎ Sep 09
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Hey girl are you 2020?

Becouse you just fucked my plans for this year
👤︎ u/charly-snarly
📅︎ Oct 21
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Are you this years date, because you are a 20/20

Date has 2 meanings lol
👤︎ u/ginsyeng
📅︎ Jan 03
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Hey girl are you 6 years old?

Oh your 5, PERFECT!
👤︎ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
📅︎ Nov 25
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Damn are you the new year?

Cause you’re a solid 10/10 “Don’t you mean 20/20?” Sure, but that’s not the only thing you can double
👤︎ u/Sir-Tiedye
📅︎ Jan 02
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Winter is the best time of the year

Because it's the time I start warming up to you.
👤︎ u/LeG1tSwaGG
📅︎ Dec 23
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Wanna spend a couple years of your life with me?

nothing lasts forever. let’s make the best of it!
👤︎ u/QuietSource
📅︎ Mar 01
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Damn, I didn't know halloween was so early this year

but, I want you to be my boo
👤︎ u/Mr_Jamington
📅︎ Jan 21
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the year might be 2020

but i don’t need 2020 vision to see how cute you are
👤︎ u/cw87461
📅︎ Jan 03
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
👤︎ u/Reckless-Texas
📅︎ Mar 02
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Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you. (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
👤︎ u/tsmi196
📅︎ Mar 15
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Girl, you must be an entire cow

Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Sep 30
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Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?
👤︎ u/human8ure
📅︎ Sep 30
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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you
👤︎ u/SlickNick74
📅︎ Dec 14
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This year's sucky, my days are blue

But they get a whole lot better when there's a text from you!!
👤︎ u/dreamertheysay
📅︎ Dec 05
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the “can I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
👤︎ u/lizbradley33
📅︎ Aug 15
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
👤︎ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
📅︎ Dec 12
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The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..
👤︎ u/be4stdoc91
📅︎ Mar 06
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I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement
👤︎ u/TheMemeGod13
📅︎ Jul 27
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Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year
👤︎ u/sharique16
📅︎ Jul 03
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Are you Osama Bin Laden?

Because I’d run after you for years
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Aug 30
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
👤︎ u/yesss69
📅︎ Dec 31
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Here's a good one for the ladies and time of year!

**Are you St. Nick?** *Cuz i want you goin' down my chimney tonight ;)*
👤︎ u/ultimate_yikesss
📅︎ Nov 27
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Are you some stupid thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.
👤︎ u/AlexMiDerGrosse
📅︎ Aug 06
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I look and you and the only words that can describe it is a sunset...

3 trillion years of it and i bet no creature can get enough of it
👤︎ u/Hairy_Tes_tekles_Jr
📅︎ Jun 04
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