Asphalt Pick up lines

The best Asphalt pick up lines

Hey girl, I’m hard as concrete

It’s that asphalt

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👤︎ u/thefunkyplatypus

📅︎ Jun 26

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Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that ass felt

Asphalt, ass felt. Sorry yall

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👤︎ u/spicyameatball

📅︎ Oct 03

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