Bathroom Pick up lines

The best Bathroom pick up lines

Hey girl are you a Taco Bell mens bathroom?

Because I wanna flush you hard tonight. then avoid you until im hungry and desparate.
👤︎ u/ChristianStonks999
📅︎ Oct 25
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I'm a professional bathroom singer

Will you be my duet partner?
👤︎ u/emoje_man
📅︎ May 15
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You gotta us the bathroom girl?

Ur an 8.
👤︎ u/smullen0424
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey are you a bathroom?

Cause ur an 8
👤︎ u/Anime_Is_Dog
📅︎ Mar 22
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Are you a bathroom?..

Because i want to be naked inside you
👤︎ u/AngelPon
📅︎ Apr 26
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
👤︎ u/Not_That_Tall
📅︎ Oct 19
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Are we at McDonald's?

Because I'm gonna fuck you in the bathroom
👤︎ u/MCBrightLight
📅︎ Sep 03
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