Counting Pick up lines

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I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

that's because I can't count to infinity.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Make eye constant with a girl and then go into push up position while she’s watching.

When you start doing push-ups start loudly counting from 98-100 and make a huge deal about hitting 100. Then stand up and introduce yourself as the guy who can do 100 push-ups
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billybob226
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadowcork
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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