Damn Pick up lines

The best Damn pick up lines

Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youstink2302
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Damn girl are you a noose

Cause we should hang sometime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mustachio--pistachio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Damn girl, are you a pilgrim?

Cause you look like you'd settle for me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrcolter51
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zapsta09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cuz I really wanna take a bath with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lukiefet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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DAMN GIRL ARE YOU AN ORGAN HARVESTER

BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY HEART AWAY
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/send_me_booty_pics__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Damn bro are you a gun

Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CommodorePerson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Damn girl, you look homeless.

Let me take you back to my place and fix that.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Damn girl, you're so cute

you made my brain reboot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chole_Kulchey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Damn girl you make me feel like rocky balboa

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quaado_17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

Y’all do be looking stellar ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adoormindrat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Damn girl are you GME stock?

Because I wanna take you to the moon then dump you there.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?

Cus I don't wanna share you with anyone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/is16c
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Damn girl, are you the US Capitol?

Because I’m trying to get in that with no resistance.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/epacella13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Damn baby is your body from McDonald's?

Cause "I'm Lovin' It"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/old_school-kid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Damn girl I love your smile!!

Cuz my favourite colour is yellow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LazyGodHere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Damn, are you a grill?

Because you're hot and I wanna put my meat on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hamsterradpilot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Damn girl are you a pillow

Cause I wanna sleep with you every night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nkd909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Damn girl, are you a McChicken?

Cuz I wanna fuck the shit outta u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway42069365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Damn girl, are you Stan Lee?

Cuz I think you're Marvel-lous :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMysticSheep06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Damn girl, are you a coal digger?

Cause I want to make you mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sumo-911
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Damn girl, are you a Minecraft chest?

cause' I want to put my stick in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_depressed_toaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Damn girl are you a wreaking ball?

Cause your really good at smashing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nkd909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Damn girl, i might have to buy ya a helmet,

cause i sure wanna teach you how to ride πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/respectsheepshaggers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Damn girl, are u a religion?

Coz I would follow u till my death...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moanas_10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Damn girl, you must be a chore

Because you're on my to-do list
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/forks_are_my_nemesis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Damn Girl Are You A Nissan?

Because I want you Altima self
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheUrbaneSource
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Damn, I'm no weatherman

But, you can expect a couple inches tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cheeezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Damn mister sand man final came through

And brought me a dream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_am_you1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Damn girl are you an avocado?

Because you are kind of ugly but got all that good fat inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brodysaintwalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?

Cause I really want you to sit on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oceanman06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Damn girl, is your name K.C.?

Cause I want you to meet me undercover
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noautofave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Damn girl are you trash?

Because I need to take you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cpt-SumTingWong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Damn girl, are you a therapist?

Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smallgroupofmangos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Damn girl, you're more than just snack

You're a whole char-cutie-rie board
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CDRom11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Damn baby are you a ceiling fan?

Because I want my dick stuck in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cat_flavored_soda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Damn girl are you cocaine?

Because I can't stop sniffing you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MakarotHacks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Damn, girl, are you a slip β€˜n’ slide?

β€˜Cause I’ll be in and out in, like, 10 seconds.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Damn girl, are you a shotgun?

Because I want you to blow my brains out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HighVoltage253
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Damn girl are you regarded?

Because you look straight up special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dondiablo6_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Damn girl, you look like a hippopotamus

Lucky for you i want a hippopotamus for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Organic-Ad-389
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Damn girl, I think I need a breathing tube

cuz your beauty is breathtaking
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Polish_Sniper_00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrypticNobody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments. Edit : u/NicoleMary27, Notice me senpai, the nice comments have upwards of 100 downvotes, people don't likr those comments, please make a rule and enforce it to prevent these annoying comments
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EnderbroSonny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Damn girl are u the bread I just made...

Bc ur lookin fresh
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dondiablo6_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Damn baby, Are you a phone?

Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PabloAlaska6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Damn girl are you butter

cuz i wanna spread you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilikecats167
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Damn girl are you an appendix because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

Smooth Criminal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sickcontz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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Damn girl are you shrooms?

Because I wanna do you..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MakarotHacks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Damn girl are you a Popeye's biscuit

Because whenever i look at you i get thirsty
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXx_YourMomIsGay_xXx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Damn girl, is your name Tony?

Because I think you’re GRRRRRRRREAT!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ludakaye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Damn girl, dont know why people call you shawty

Cause you're a very tall glass of water
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clubby_21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Damn girl, do you eat ass?

Cause your breath smells like shit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kalo23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Damn girl are you a lumber company?

Cus you give me wood.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loser-Noob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Coz a bath with you will surely send me to heaven
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeepxMarcus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Damn girl are you my house...

Cause the government is telling me to stay inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devoypr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Damn girl, are you a fairytale?

Because I want you to give me a happy ending.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Damn girl are you my mom?

Cause you just made a huge mistake.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndrewAwsome122
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Damn girl are you the state of Nevada?

Because you're hot and I really want to hear from you tonight! Replace with Arizona, Pennsylvania, or Georgia as needed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NPC200
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Damn girl, do you play ESEA?

Because you’re a rank S.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WS6Rea
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Damn girl, are you a deconstruction site?

Because I wanna break your walls down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DirtyPineappleFaygo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Damn girl are you a movie?

Because I can't stop watching you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MakarotHacks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Damn girl, are you a cop?

Cuz I want you to shoot your shot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crykiwi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Damn girl you must be medusa...

Cause you make me turn rock quick.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfiber99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Damn girl, are you an alarm clock?

Because you’re annoying as hell, but that makes me wanna smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_uniqu3_us3rnam3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Damn girl are you an Arab?

Because you're the bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MakarotHacks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Damn girl, are you Jesus

Cause when I’m done with you, you won’t come again for three days
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArmsguardMe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Damn girl are you a piΓ±ata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

Guaranteed to get you slapped
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bladthelad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Damn girl if you dont stop looking so cute,

Ill have to intervene
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WoopyShmoopy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Damn girl are you an engine

Because you'd be trash without a filter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiggiWorme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Damn girl, Are you last few drops of piss?

Cause you’re always trying to get in my pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/messicena10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Damn girl are you a lawyer

Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheTriforceEagle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Damn girl, are your legs butter?

Because I'd like to spread them ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R0n33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Damn girl, are you hamburger helper?

Because I've been trying to find out what to do with this meat and you're giving me all kinds of ideas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Damn girl are you KFC

Because your cock is delicious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sestena
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Damn girl, you must be my student loans

Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IdreamOfPizzaxx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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