Pictures Pick up lines

The best Pictures pick up lines

Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?
📅︎ Jun 23
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Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
📅︎ Oct 06
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Ugh, google doesn’t work, like, at all!

Every time I look up “best person ever” it doesn’t show pictures of you. ;)
📅︎ Jun 17
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Tŕìom plecero VanLent tianľew !

she replies: ? You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë
📅︎ Aug 10
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Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*
📅︎ Dec 18
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Give me some pickup lines to try out in NYC!

I'm headed to NYC in about 1.5 months, and I'm excited to meet some people. Give me your pickup lines and help me out! These don't have to be NYC related pickup lines -- anything goes (sexual, funny, borderline retarded, awkward, etc.). I'll report back with results...maybe even pictures of those I meet if all goes well!?
👤︎ u/chhotu007
📅︎ Feb 12
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