Russian Pick up lines

The best Russian pick up lines

Are you the Russian Revolution of 1917?

Because there’s an uprising in my lower class.
👤︎ u/Al_Caprone1
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you the Russian Revolution?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.
👤︎ u/YukihyoUchiha
📅︎ Dec 05
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Babe are you a Russian ?

Coz I am your winter .
👤︎ u/arutprakash
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey girl are you the Russian revolution?

Because there is an uprising in my lower class
👤︎ u/SexyTachankaUwU
📅︎ Sep 14
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I must be the Russian space program...

because I’m just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.
👤︎ u/TheDailyRice
📅︎ Jan 31
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Are you the Russian president?

Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you
👤︎ u/pikachuIsMyFurrybae
📅︎ May 16
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Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter
👤︎ u/progresivenormie69
📅︎ May 10
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You know im from the USSR right?

Because im Russian to get to know you better
👤︎ u/SovietSchlong
📅︎ Aug 07
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Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my erection.
👤︎ u/Blairisblood
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey baby are you from Russia

‘Cause you’re really Russian my heart rate
👤︎ u/mastercore8112
📅︎ Nov 12
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