Store Pick up lines

The best Store pick up lines

*Checking out at a store*

If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Grocery Store related pls

This chick that has a business account on ig that has β€œgrocery store”. Anyone know anyway to slide in related to grocery store?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smart_Bhenchod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Hey girl, you can tell your folks we met at the fabric store...

...because I am totally boyfriend material.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/markstache
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Are you a grocery store bagger?

Because I’ve got a eggplant that needs bagging
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Madpenguin2006
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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The Clothes Store doesn't let me Try them on,

Can I try you on instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey girl! Do you work at a furniture store?

Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GNR8_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something πŸ€”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SmooveShot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Hey Girl, are that liquor store at the end of road

Coz I can wait for my Turn all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheKongrider
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiskaylan2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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*walk into store* Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10 You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HolyWaterHangover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Are you a clothing store?

Cause you’ve got a nice rack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jingles_and_pringles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Are you a packaging for a sausage...

Because I’d love to store my sausage inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigspocal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe. So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went. She asked "Does your phone work?" I answered "Yes." She replied "You should call me to check if it still works" I said "I'll pay with credit...."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trucknessa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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If You Were A Squirrel

I would let you store your nuts in my hole ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orienkraal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up. I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked "Do you guys need any help?" I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for" My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OrientalCarpet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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