We'll Pick up lines

The best We'll pick up lines

How many times should I press Like on your profile until we'll have a match?

More likely for platform as Okcupid
👤︎ u/xRamos
📅︎ Aug 08
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Roses are red, whales are grey

Come to my room, we'll bang ok?
👤︎ u/springheeledjack69
📅︎ Dec 24
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Hey, let's play carpenter.

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.
👤︎ u/SanjayKS_
📅︎ Feb 05
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You're Preety, Im cute

Together we'll be preety cute
👤︎ u/SaltedEg
📅︎ Oct 27
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On a scale of 0-100, you're 31...

But don't worry, we'll work something out to together for that 69 🤪 - Day 19
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 23
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Let's play carpenter...

First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 25
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Meet me by the Whomping Willow

And we'll get up to a little whomping ourselves.
👤︎ u/TheLuciGoosey
📅︎ May 30
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With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...

We'll smash later, first be my wife - Day 88
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 03
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You might be the only girl in my heart now, but I'm sure I'll love many more

...it all depends on how many girls and granddaughters we'll have.
👤︎ u/ErjonM49
📅︎ Feb 26
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How about you sit on my lap?

And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
👤︎ u/maxolsen08
📅︎ Dec 16
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) 👉😎👉
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Dec 20
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Before I saw you, I was in despair...

I don't have a pickup line but girls like you are pretty rare and I know if you're by my side, we'll make it anywhere - Day 68
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey baby, why dont you come over to my place and do some math with me?

We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
👤︎ u/CollectedG
📅︎ Aug 20
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He: Hey, are you good with numbers?

She: Yes He: Then you can note mine. She: No He: Okay.... then we'll study just two numbers today 69 and 420.
👤︎ u/ReddIt__xxt
📅︎ Sep 17
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What do a hotel bed and I have in common?

We're both hard, rough, and we'll keep you up all night.
👤︎ u/iamchristmas
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey come and sit on my lap.

We'll just talk about the first thing that comes up
👤︎ u/Te_Waapu
📅︎ Jul 06
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You can be the envelope and I'll be the stamp.

Stick with me and we'll go places
👤︎ u/NigGorilla666
📅︎ Feb 27
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Hey girl, Know what me and indica have in common?

We'll both lay you out on the couch.
👤︎ u/tapper27
📅︎ May 11
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
👤︎ u/mrdrproffpatrick
📅︎ Oct 09
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