According Pick up lines

The best According pick up lines

According to research, the moon has less gravity than earth

But I'd still fall for you there
👤︎ u/dasmehn
📅︎ Jun 07
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I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too :)

[for nerds]
👤︎ u/torres_0322
📅︎ May 08
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Hey, according to a recent study, letter U and I are most common typos while texting.

Because "U" and "I" are really close.
👤︎ u/4vaDaKeDavr4
📅︎ Feb 17
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According to my calculations

_______________________ |––—————————| | | | You cute asf. | I_______________________I | [AC] [ ( ] [ ) ] [ % ] | | [ 7 ] [ 8 ] [ 9 ] [ ÷ ] | | [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] [ × ] | | [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ - ] | | [ 0 ] [ . ] [ = ] [ + ] | I_______________________
👤︎ u/Alex_Fire06
📅︎ Jun 18
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According to solipsism, everything we see/experience is created by our brain.

If that’s true, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with.
👤︎ u/HotPockets128
📅︎ Mar 26
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Damn girl, are you October?

Because your name implies you're an 8 but according to my calendar you're a 10
👤︎ u/tygrsaurus_rex
📅︎ Sep 13
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According to the English language, I can't be "Q"...*finger guns*...with out "U"

My nick name is Q, works for me lol
👤︎ u/XxSpeQtrumxX
📅︎ Dec 02
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According to the multiverse theory, there are universes in which we are having sex right now

why not make it one more?
👤︎ u/TheVitrifier
📅︎ Apr 29
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Right so I have no clue how to talk to girls

Just to give you a clarification on how shit I am at talking to girls at prom once this girl I was friends with wore this long and wide red dress that fell behind her and I said to her “you look lovely, you look like a very beautiful jabba” she didn’t know what that was and as if that wasn’t a godsend enough that she didn’t know and that a higher power wasn’t telling me to just end on your beautiful I then proceeded to say “umm you look like a very pretty slug” right so now everything’s cleared up that’s not even the worst thing I’ve ever said to a girl the only reason I actually have any girls who are friends is because once at a party I was drunk and I said I was gay, I’m not but the next day at college all the girls were putting me cause all the roadmen were Fucking getting a right laugh out of it then they all got suspended then all the girls started talking to me so I just went along with it Right so now that rabbit hole is impossible to get out of so I’m bisexual according to everyone but me, I don’t know how to Fucking be a human being for more than three minutes HELP
👤︎ u/areallytinyhorse
📅︎ Jul 01
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