Me. Pick up lines

The best Me. pick up lines

Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below 😂
👤︎ u/Mr_Jess
📅︎ Nov 15
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Hey boy call me a mosquito

Cause I want u to spank me.
👤︎ u/chavicj
📅︎ Feb 08
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If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Feb 01
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They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life

Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...
👤︎ u/Feanor008
📅︎ Jan 24
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