Adopt Pick up lines

The best Adopt pick up lines

Girl, are you submitting an application for adoption?

Because I want you to have my child.

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Nov 14

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Hey, do you have your cat up for adoption?

Because I want to have your pussy.

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👤︎ u/KoopaTrooper5011

📅︎ Jun 26

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hey there hottie, do you need some company? cuz i need to be adopted.

daddy

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👤︎ u/Jew_eater774

📅︎ Jan 23

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