Assets Pick up lines

The best Assets pick up lines

Hey girl, are you equity?

‘cause my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

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👤︎ u/madmonkreborn

📅︎ Sep 09

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Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.

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👤︎ u/SikhSoldiers

📅︎ Jul 08

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You must be a successful investor!

Because you have sizable assets!

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👤︎ u/tr00p3r

📅︎ Feb 19

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