Alarm Pick up lines

The best Alarm pick up lines

Hey babe, you must be my alarm

Because every time we interact, I turn you off
👤︎ u/ExoticF1
📅︎ Feb 05
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Damn girl, are you an alarm clock?

Because you’re annoying as hell, but that makes me wanna smash
👤︎ u/a_uniqu3_us3rnam3
📅︎ Nov 27
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Damn are you a fire alarm?

Cuz you’re really fucking loud and annoying 😍 🥵 😉
👤︎ u/Unizzy06
📅︎ Jul 22
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Hey girl are you an alarm?

cause you are fucking annoying and I want you to go away.
👤︎ u/thatgreatperson1973
📅︎ Feb 13
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Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 08
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Are you an alarm clock?

Because I want to push your buttons until you finally give up.
👤︎ u/Tylertt2018
📅︎ Aug 06
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Damn girl! Are you a fire alarm?

Cuz u are really loud and annoying
👤︎ u/JuCi_N0StRiLz
📅︎ Jul 17
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What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.
👤︎ u/BOATSANDHOEZ
📅︎ Jul 03
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Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying.
👤︎ u/BigBoiLucifer
📅︎ Jun 01
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Are you an alarm clock?

Cause your the reason i get up every day.
👤︎ u/ALostPotat
📅︎ May 24
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Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

Because you are really fucking loud and annoying
👤︎ u/ToeSuckerUncleFucker
📅︎ Mar 27
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If a man in a red suit kidnappes you in the middle of the night don’t be alarmed.

Because I wished for you for Christmas
👤︎ u/Koalaninja05
📅︎ Dec 10
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What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I’d enjoy waking up to you
👤︎ u/Cmoneyhackdog
📅︎ Jul 27
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Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can spank you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.
👤︎ u/Funkyember
📅︎ Feb 04
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Damn girl a you an alarm?

Because you are really fucking loud and annoying
👤︎ u/burger_boi69
📅︎ May 22
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Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?

Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.
👤︎ u/doyoulovepokemon
📅︎ Sep 07
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Hey girl, are you a fire alarm?

Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying
👤︎ u/Matrix_Panda99
📅︎ Jul 13
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Damn girl, are you a fire alarm?

Cause your really fucking loud and annoying
👤︎ u/ericmcgrath11
📅︎ Jan 19
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Girl are you a fire alarm?

Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying
👤︎ u/Waluigi298
📅︎ Dec 26
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Are you a fire alarm?

Cos every time you ring I shit myself
👤︎ u/oneGeordie
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

Cause I’d like to wake up to you
👤︎ u/Cmoneyhackdog
📅︎ Jul 23
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Are you my alarm clock?

Cause I wanna turn you on at night then bang you on my dresser in the morning.
👤︎ u/RodTrig
📅︎ Nov 27
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Heu girl, are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying
👤︎ u/Leafy-Boy
📅︎ Sep 22
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Damn girl, are you a fire alarm?

Cause you’re really loud and fucking annoying
👤︎ u/SpicyBrownBean9X
📅︎ Nov 27
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damn girl are you a fire alarm?

because you are looouuuud and ANNOYING
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Nov 11
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Are you a alarm clock?

Cause I wanna hit that in the morning
👤︎ u/thewanser
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

Because I'd like to set you of every night
👤︎ u/RAWR_XD42069
📅︎ Jul 17
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Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.
👤︎ u/Reizo123
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.
👤︎ u/ThatWasAQuiche
📅︎ Sep 19
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Sh*t, I think I'm having a heart attack...

Oh, false alarm, you just made my heart skip a beat. :)
👤︎ u/iikorembi
📅︎ Jun 16
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he said "if you get what i mean" but i, in fact, do not get what he means

we'd been going back and forth with bad self decpreciating pick up lines on tinder for 2 or 3 days now, he said "i'd smash that mf 'turn off alarm' button if you catch my drift" but i do not catch his drift... is this a suicide joke (because like literally same)? is this a joke about turning off his alarm in the morning? i don't get it :-( does anyone know what he means, or at least have a good self deprecating pick up line i could use?
👤︎ u/sad_dadclub
📅︎ Mar 23
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