Smell Pick up lines

The best Smell pick up lines

Does my breath smell?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RiftedEnergy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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You smell nice, why are you married?

Said this to a girl once, now she's married to me instead and we have 2 amazing girls.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Fettmaster2000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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Hey girl, do you smell smoke ?

Because my heart is burning for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RegalCooper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

^^^^^^
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Samciesta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Does this smell funny

*hold out handkerchief with chloroform
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/death1winner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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Damn girl, do you eat ass?

Cause your breath smells like shit!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kalo23
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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Hey girl do u smell that

It smells like upsexy What's up sexy Nothin much how bout you gorgeous
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cole0193929
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Damn, Girl, are you a candle?

Because you smell amazing. ~~^(Just like my last girlfriend. I miss you, Brianna.)~~
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BaguetteWithButter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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Damn girl, Are you a new book?

Cuz, I wanna smell your insides so bad.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/legit_karumoto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 24
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Hey girl can i take you out ?

Cause you smell like trash to me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/La_Flame14
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 26
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I see you haven't fallen for me yet...

Well atleast do you mind smelling this rag for me?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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Roses are red, girl are you a candle

Coz you uplift my mood and smell like sandel
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thisandthat1997
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Girl: *smells rag*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lyndseylou412
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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You smell like trash...

let me take you out.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Calebosu98
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Hay girl, are u perfume?

Because I want ur smell all over me!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Zhorhersi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 08
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If youโ€™re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon โ€œJohnny Bravo.โ€) Hello, 911 emergency, thereโ€™s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, itโ€™s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , Iโ€™m so sweet that Iโ€™ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you donโ€™t wanna be right. Iโ€™m pretty youโ€™re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? Iโ€™m a thief and Iโ€™m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause Iโ€™ve fallen for you! Iโ€™m a dancer, a romancer, youโ€™re a Capricorn, Iโ€™m a Cancer! Well baby, whatโ€™s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, Iโ€™m pretty? Hey baby, donโ€™t walk away, youโ€™re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, youโ€™re beach front property, and Iโ€™m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, youโ€™ve look like you have Bravo fever, and Iโ€™m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? Iโ€™ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, youโ€™re like an itchy rash. Youโ€™re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/superfsh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Hey Girl!! Are you Ester!?

Because you smell soo sweet.!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/honeysrk72
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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When I see you my heart is achin'

'cus you smell good like a plate of bacon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chris_french
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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May I ask you a question?

Does this tissue smell like chloroform?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gloriaborg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Are you the Arab Spring?

Cause Everytime I see you, you smell like Jasmine's.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maryumms
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NachoAverageMuenster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Envisionaries
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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Iโ€™ve always heard itโ€™s a good idea to have a prop when picking up women...

Thatโ€™s why my starter is โ€œhey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform?โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/c9-meteor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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