April Pick up lines

The best April pick up lines

Aye girl, are you Kurt Cobain's shotgun on april 5th 1994?

CAUSE YOU'RE BANGIN'
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Nov 10
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March was bad, April is grey...

I hope we can go out in may...
👤︎ u/theguyurmomhates
📅︎ Apr 03
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Hey girl, is your name April?

Coz I'm a fool for you.
👤︎ u/mukeniadub
📅︎ Apr 01
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*on April first* damn girl

Are you today’s date because you’re a complete joke
👤︎ u/Pine_Apple_Boat
📅︎ Feb 25
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Rose's are red, April is grey,

I hope we can leave our houses in May!
👤︎ u/AdminVan
📅︎ Apr 02
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Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.
👤︎ u/FineSlim1
📅︎ Mar 10
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