Fast Pick up lines

The best Fast pick up lines

Damn girl are you a fast food meal?

Because I just want to eat you all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bored_User_Is_Here
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Icebergs be melting fast

But it's nothing compared to how u make my heart melt
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Are you a fast food restaurant?

Because I wanna drive through you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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He : My watch say you are not virgin ?

She : what ? I am a virgin !! He : My watch is 20 minutes fast
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arutprakash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Everestpapi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Hey girl , i heard you're fasting.

So... would you like a date ? ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saif5165
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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LEGO Are you a 1x2 fast cause I wanna stock to you and never come off

All those LEGO fans
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/myst_caustic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Roses are red, my car isn't fast...

So that's reassurance that I will come last.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellCold1806
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Aye girl, call me 2021

Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pandawolf10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/progresivenormie69
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Rose are red walls are plaster

You might be fast but I am faster
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ben250250
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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I'd like to do u the way i like to drive...

fast and furious.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dontmakemecallurmomm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Girl, are you moving really fast?

Because time seems to slow down when I'm with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sideofman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Damn girl these feelings for you must be like corona

I caught it real fast.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__Gynotarian__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justapenguin9724
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pokemaster131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Another one (for the memesters)

Every time I see you, it feels like someone would bonk my heart really fast
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Juwutheblue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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I bet your like a scram

Fast, dirty and easy to ride.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kodeineKrazy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bugbee22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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My magic watch says that u are not wearing any underwear

*a moment of silence* Oh you are. It must be ten min fast.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/parquinnien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Are you today's date?

Cuz you are an 11/10 (Use it fast before time expires)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NateDaGreat_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YinYangMojo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Wanna know why my nickname is "roller coaster"?

I'm fast, wild, and fun. And when people ride me, they scream~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaito-the-cute
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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"Are you wearing underwear?"

"Oh well then my watch (or phone) is fifteen minutes fast."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levi_spinny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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