Brown Pick up lines

The best Brown pick up lines

Hey Girl! I might not be Chris Brown

But I must say "Everything you do is amazing"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/roottoor2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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I like my coffee like I like my women

Strong, sweet, and brown\~ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DavidTenebris
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 22
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You're brown, I'm brown

Let's make some brownies
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/randomflush
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 30
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Boxes are brown, boxes are pink..

When you leave my room, your box will be stink.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Daymondotcom
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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You are honey ๐Ÿฏ, babygirl.

Sweet, thick, brown and shiny ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/raun_adams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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You know why I Names my dick Rihanna?

So I can make like Chris Brown and Beat the shit of it. Now send me some nudes bitch.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Littlemandas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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Pick up lines for brown eyes?

I didn't want to have to post this, but I've done a decent bit of searching andcouldn't find any. I guess there aren't many brown things people would want to be compared to.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Psychaotic20
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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I am gonna make u see the most beautifull of all the stars..

Call me chris brown cause i am gonna beat the shit out of you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fhoenixeterno
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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