Buri Pick up lines

The best Buri pick up lines

Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Because I want to fuck you
📅︎ Jan 22
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Heeey girl, you have a nice body.

Like the one buried in my backyard.
📅︎ Oct 31
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Hey girl are you a cemetery?

Because I want to be buried 6 feet into you
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey girl are you a cemetery

Coz I'd like to be buried 6 ft deep in ya
👤︎ u/_Harry__
📅︎ Sep 26
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"Pick up lines for... [insert gender/name here]?" posts need to be banned.

Not that I've really ever posted here rather than lurked but there's more of these posts taking up the front page and recent posts than actual pick up lines. Half of these posts don't get get comments. It's ridiculous... No idea if the mods are active still or not but that needs to be addressed I think. The actual pick up lines are just getting more and more buried. Something needs to be done to fix that. :/
📅︎ Aug 07
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