Original Pick up lines

The best Original pick up lines

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
📅︎ Feb 13
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hey girl, are you Gordon Ramsey's temper?

cause you're hot asf. used this original pickup line on someone and it worked like a charm.
👤︎ u/elixirxvi
📅︎ Feb 13
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*walks up to girl with name*

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but... Your name is *says another name that is not girls name*, right? (very original humour, I know)
👤︎ u/rrand876
📅︎ Oct 03
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Pick Up lines for a girl named Rachel or a girl named Alexis? (Or just an original pick up line)

Or just a hilarious original pick up line I'm fresh out and need help
📅︎ Sep 27
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This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.
📅︎ May 03
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Are you a bubblegum machine?

Because I don't know what I'm going to get, but I'm willing to take a risk with you. (original pickup line by yours truly)
📅︎ Apr 10
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(Late) Valentine’s Day themed pickup lines

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.
👤︎ u/KPA-15
📅︎ Feb 15
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Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day. (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
👤︎ u/sketchb02
📅︎ Jun 06
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Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you. p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though
📅︎ Oct 03
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Hey are you today’s date?

Cause you’re a 10/10 I know it’s not original, I don’t know who to give credit too.
👤︎ u/Ohm_B
📅︎ Oct 10
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You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with
📅︎ Jul 08
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Hey do you like wine?

They most likely say yes, you answer with: Damn I can tell, cause you look fine as red wine and twice as mellow 😉 Not my own original pickup line but it works
📅︎ Mar 03
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Hey girl, are you a spanish letter B?

'Cause I think I can call you bae. Explanation: In spanish, B is pronounced like "bae." Not sure if this is original, just thought of it in Spanish today.
👤︎ u/Mindstorm89
📅︎ Oct 30
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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)
📅︎ Dec 15
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
👤︎ u/SeliphBlue
📅︎ Jul 24
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