Butter Pick up lines

The best Butter pick up lines

Damn girl are you butter

cuz i wanna spread you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilikecats167
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Damn girl, are your legs butter?

Because I'd like to spread them ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R0n33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Are you made out of butter ?

Cause I wanna spread your cheeks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rapiseg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Hey girl are you cold butter?

Cause I'm gonna spread you hard tonight at 3am
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dinesssh21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Are you peanut butter?

Cuz I wanna spread you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXn00bslayerXx420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl are you peanut butter?

Because I want to spread you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/makatich
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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In order to be classified as peanut butter,

peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shipper0007
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeanettevee093
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Are you peanut butter

Because my dog likes you on my penis
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/11SecretSpices
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Joanna Emo Butter Knight?

(To be read out loud)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlaneCrashers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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Hey girl, are your legs made of Nutella/peanut butter...

Cause I’d love to spread em
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Straycat43
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Have you ever put peanut butter on your face?

No, well you might want to consider it because your face is the jamπŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/texas2bass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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You’re just like a jar of peanut butter, but I don’t need a spoon too eat you out.

To* edit didn’t notice til after
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wafflesOWO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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are your legs butter?

because i want to spread them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/princesstwix1067
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl are you a butter?

Cause i couldn't stop myself, from sliding into your DM
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Hey girl, are you butter?

Because I want to spread you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chanandlerbong369
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Hey Girl, are you a jar of peanut butter?

Cos I wanna stick my fingers in you and taste your insides.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBackstreetNet
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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Wanna make a sandwich?

I'll be the peanut butter and you can be the jelly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brogomakishima
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Do I owe you some money?

Cos I’ll spread it like peanut butter jelly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/--starlord---
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PopsicleMonsterEater
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Is there a bread and butter pudding pick up line

Hey i was just wondering if anyone had a bread and butter pudding pick up line? The worse the better.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_wild_vango
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SemperFalluntIocis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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