Together Pick up lines

The best Together pick up lines

I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.
👤︎ u/SchitneySmears
📅︎ Feb 19
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Let's get high together

And you can go down on me later
👤︎ u/Insignificant666
📅︎ Jan 10
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I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 15
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He we should totally take a shower together sometime

So you're the the only thing making me wet
👤︎ u/ur_mom_and_joe
📅︎ Dec 11
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If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
👤︎ u/CalmComputer25
📅︎ Feb 02
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So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

If they say no because they don't get it they ain't worth your time lol
👤︎ u/B4ggedMilk
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious
👤︎ u/elmonsfw
📅︎ Mar 10
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Do you smoke marijuana?

Cus weed be cute together 🥺
👤︎ u/spasticdonkey52
📅︎ Jan 12
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Can you be my 35, I will be your 34

Together it will be Nice!
👤︎ u/thisandthat1997
📅︎ Nov 13
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Do you like the Lego Movie?

Because when we get together, both of us are gonna ask: "Honey, where are my pants?"
👤︎ u/gdclique
📅︎ Feb 14
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Are you french?🇫🇷⚜️

Because Oui Should be together.
👤︎ u/DAFUQDIS
📅︎ Dec 28
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My keyboard must be trying to tell me something.

Because U and I are always together
👤︎ u/Rota_MaxPower
📅︎ Feb 04
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/him: yes, I love it! me: Woow, me too. We should do it together some time
👤︎ u/farlangben
📅︎ Jan 21
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I’ve seen you somewhere. Did we have a class together?

I could have sworn we had chemistry
👤︎ u/Gungratulations
📅︎ May 14
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Hey girl I brew my own beer, file my own taxes, make my own porn

Threw some words together, should I try this on someone?
👤︎ u/pypluto
📅︎ Jan 06
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One scale from 1 to 10 your a 9

I am a six... We could have a lot of fun together ;)
👤︎ u/erikerik1634
📅︎ Dec 30
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If you and I were little frogs

We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 31
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If your right leg is breakfast and your left leg is lunch

When can we get together for a brunch date?
👤︎ u/draaain
📅︎ Jan 07
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Hey baby, what do you get when you add U and I together

A perfect couple
👤︎ u/SomebodyAtAMall
📅︎ Apr 01
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Uk ... If we play playing cards together , the cards will be 49 instead of 52

Cuz u'll be my only queen
👤︎ u/tom_edw
📅︎ Oct 19
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Girl,Are you of OUT OF YOUR BRAIN?

Cause thats the only thing stopping us from being together ;)
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Dec 31
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We should get together and play Jenga..

Then I can show you how strong my pull out game is.
👤︎ u/savagecheefer
📅︎ Nov 09
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Look at your keyboard, what do you see?

The u and the I are together.
👤︎ u/code_punk_
📅︎ Nov 19
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If a Wizard was to ask me at what point in my life I'd like to return to

It would've been when We were happy together.
👤︎ u/Opps1999
📅︎ Dec 07
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Aye yo mah let's do some maths together

Me. plus you. Minus the clothes. Divide your legs. Then multiply. Be honest guys is this good I have tried this and it has worked
👤︎ u/danwhitej30
📅︎ Feb 22
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/Him: Yes. Me too. We should do it together sometime.
👤︎ u/lolinator53
📅︎ Dec 14
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We can't be together anymore

Because I'm on a sugar-free diet and I'm not allowed near sweet things
👤︎ u/AsimOmar
📅︎ Aug 22
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I am not a photographer

but I can picture us together.
👤︎ u/jagatpremi
📅︎ Jul 14
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Do you know what we have in common????

We fit together like a puzzle 🧩 wanna connect?
👤︎ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
📅︎ Dec 18
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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

I am no photographer but I can picture us together
👤︎ u/SLAVENKC1
📅︎ Dec 09
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I'm not a photographer

But I can picture us together.
👤︎ u/akashkarvi
📅︎ Oct 20
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I am no photographer.

But i know for sure that you and i will look good together in one.
👤︎ u/No-Ice8180
📅︎ Nov 14
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Did you know there is a 50% chance that we sleep together tonight ?

Because I agree
👤︎ u/FrenchNerd22
📅︎ Nov 05
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So many beautiful Women here

And we're still not together...... Thought of this while walking with my friend in the mall yesterday
👤︎ u/fryan4
📅︎ Dec 08
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Are you into communism?

Cause we'd be good together
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 18
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Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer... Or a shower.......
👤︎ u/SlyPepper
📅︎ Nov 25
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Are you the oxygen to my hydrogen?

'cause when we are together, we get wet.
👤︎ u/nicekid4815
📅︎ Oct 25
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Picturing us together is the.....

most productive thing I've done all day.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Nov 12
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Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together
👤︎ u/DigitIsSatan
📅︎ Sep 02
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For Halloween, we should dress up together

You can be the Pixar lamp, and I’ll be the i
👤︎ u/Artistic-Jelly
📅︎ Oct 31
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Hey girl, are you a turkey?

Cause I wanna stuff you and tie your legs together.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 20
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you're pretty and I'm awesome

But tonight we can me pretty fucking awesome together
👤︎ u/Suyesh_Shrestha
📅︎ Oct 31
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I'm no professional photographer...

But I can picture you and me together.
👤︎ u/Rash10games
📅︎ May 25
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If you where the periodic table

I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)
👤︎ u/nazi_hentai
📅︎ Oct 20
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Are you cos squared to my sin squared?

Coz together we become 1!
👤︎ u/ssakage
📅︎ Oct 11
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If we were in prison together

I'd definitely drop the soap ;)
👤︎ u/pikachuIsMyFurrybae
📅︎ Aug 30
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Ask her name first then say, I’m not a psychic but I can definitely see you and I together and the future

In* not and srry guys lol
👤︎ u/AmariLuckett
📅︎ Jan 13
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You're Preety, Im cute

Together we'll be preety cute
👤︎ u/SaltedEg
📅︎ Oct 27
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Hey girl we should make a family together

Just like our mom and dad did
👤︎ u/ProfessorMark1
📅︎ Jun 02
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I need to go to the eye doctor

cuz I can't see anything except you and me together 😌😳
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Oct 25
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Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."
👤︎ u/charlessb
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together 😉
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jul 04
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Do you like Nintendo?

Cause Wii would look good together.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 08
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I need to go to the eye doctor

Because I can’t see anything except you and me together
👤︎ u/saaayah
📅︎ Aug 19
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I'm not a photographer

But I can picture you and I together
👤︎ u/tbhsquish1
📅︎ Sep 29
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Hey girl (or guy). Are we on a keyboard?

Cause U and I look good together.
👤︎ u/Inspire69420
📅︎ Sep 15
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Are you the Power Of 0?

Because together we make 1.
👤︎ u/Fluffy_The_streetCat
📅︎ Sep 22
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I had a dream of us together

Wanna make it reality?
👤︎ u/RainIsNice28
📅︎ Nov 17
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Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you. (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
👤︎ u/tsmi196
📅︎ Mar 15
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Hey Girl, do you like doing drugs?

Because if so, weed go great together
👤︎ u/Mr_ChaChaRealSmooth
📅︎ Sep 27
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If I can rearrange the alphabets...

I'll put u and i together
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 20
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Aye girl, you like Nintendo ?

'Cause I was thinkin Wii would be perfect together
👤︎ u/Wavy_TFM
📅︎ Aug 06
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On a scale of 0-100, you're 31...

But don't worry, we'll work something out to together for that 69 🤪 - Day 19
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 23
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If I could rearrange my keyboard, I would put U and I together.

Oh, would you look at that? 😉
👤︎ u/the_friendly_one
📅︎ Dec 21
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Girl, do you smoke pot?

Cuz weed be cute together
👤︎ u/j0kerDK
📅︎ Nov 23
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Do you like sleeping?

Her: yeah You: Me too! We should try it together sometime.
👤︎ u/RagequitRyan
📅︎ Jun 16
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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language

But I could never string enough words together to properly express how beautiful you are
👤︎ u/boopain
📅︎ Dec 01
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If we were both pennies...

We would have two cents to rub together.
👤︎ u/Eriforth
📅︎ Jul 16
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Hey girl, are you My Chemical Romance?

Cuz I see us getting back together.
👤︎ u/pictureit17
📅︎ Nov 01
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hey girl, do you think earth is really going to end in 2020,

or we have chance of having future together?
👤︎ u/dipesh_does_things
📅︎ Jun 23
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We might be some bad apples on our own,

But together we would make a great pear.
👤︎ u/Purecheeze3
📅︎ Jun 16
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I'm not a photographer,

But I can picture me and you together 😉
👤︎ u/tamanna_45
📅︎ Apr 16
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Hey miss.. my name is "Take"..

Coz we together are going to make some.. Mistakes..
👤︎ u/triple_scoop97
📅︎ May 15
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