Calculus Pick up lines

The best Calculus pick up lines

Are you my calculus homework?

cause I want to kill myself when I look at you.
👤︎ u/rms1111
📅︎ Sep 04
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Hey, are you calculus?

Because I'd stay up all night doing you
👤︎ u/K-wis
📅︎ Aug 25
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I wish I were your calculus homework

So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk
👤︎ u/Sarvesh31
📅︎ Jul 13
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Are you my Calculus class?

Because I'll be getting a D in you in no time.
👤︎ u/WailordUBS
📅︎ Jun 29
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This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.

I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?
📅︎ Sep 26
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Is your name Calculus?

'Cause I got a D in you.
👤︎ u/presque_vu_
📅︎ May 04
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Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.
👤︎ u/N3verS0ft
📅︎ May 16
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