Carpent Pick up lines

The best Carpent pick up lines

Hey, let's play carpenter.

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.
👤︎ u/SanjayKS_
📅︎ Feb 05
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Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cause I want you to nail my wood
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 16
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Hey girl are you a carpenter?

Because I can imagine building a family with you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 16
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Let's play carpenter.

First we get hammered, then I nail you.
👤︎ u/gradymegalania
📅︎ Sep 16
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Let's play carpenter...

First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 25
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Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

Cuz you're giving me wood.
👤︎ u/maxstern95
📅︎ Mar 06
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Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Cus you're making my banana stand.
👤︎ u/SpunkBunkers
📅︎ Aug 27
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Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cuz you just made a banana stand.
👤︎ u/reallydark20
📅︎ Sep 25
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Do you want to play carpenter?

we can get hammered and ill nail you!
👤︎ u/ikemichigan
📅︎ Jun 03
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Hey baby are you a Carpenter?

You look someone I could build a family with.
👤︎ u/Ladylineman111
📅︎ Mar 05
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