You'd Pick up lines

The best You'd pick up lines

Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mattandhisdemons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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You look great in that dress, you know what you'd look even better in?

My arms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Girl, if you played soccer, you'd guard the goal.

Because you are a keeper.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dibmembrane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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If I had a room full of art, you'd be the only thing in it.

(Tell me if this works for y'all)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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You know what you'd look really beatifull in?

-My arms.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivan_mart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?

A cutecumber :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/average-geek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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If you were an element, you'd be the one with 11 protons…

Because you're are sodium fine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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On a scale from 1 - 10, you'd be a 9

And I'm the 1 you need πŸ˜„
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zmurc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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If I had a soul, you'd be my soulmate.

Haven't tried it, but I think it would be good for those with a dark sense of humour.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AussieMircrowave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Girl, if you were a race car

You'd be lightning McQueen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cursed_platypus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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If looks could kill, you'd be the Corona virus

So wassup ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sigh_somuchinlove
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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I'll delete my tinder and bumble account if you'd go on a date with me

Is it good guys?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/regenlife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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If you were a transformer you'd be....

Optimus fine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/headIlluminati
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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