Connection Pick up lines

The best Connection pick up lines

Hey girl, are u a Bluetooth device?

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.
📅︎ Dec 17
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I wanna build a big boat to explore the connection between the roman empire and tourette syndrome, wanna join me?

I wanna build a roman-tic relation ship with you
👤︎ u/narwhster
📅︎ Aug 19
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Do you have a connection to the speed force

because you've been running in my mind all day
📅︎ May 15
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are you the wire task in among us?

cuz i feel a connection between us
📅︎ Dec 31
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
👤︎ u/rienik
📅︎ Jan 14
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Hey are you an eletrical circuit

Bc Im feelin a connection
📅︎ Aug 28
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Hey Girl, is the Wi-Fi on at your place?

Because I think we just made a connection.
👤︎ u/Maverick721
📅︎ Aug 12
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
📅︎ May 09
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What do you and my internet have in common?

A connection
👤︎ u/Veggiematic
📅︎ Jun 10
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Hey girl,If i were Obama.

Are u the sandy hook school shooting? Cause i am really feeling a connection.
👤︎ u/pythomad
📅︎ May 16
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Is there a network here ?

‏cuz I feel strong connection
👤︎ u/tasgh
📅︎ Apr 04
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This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection
📅︎ Jun 03
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