Coupled Pick up lines

The best Coupled pick up lines

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a stroke.
👤︎ u/smithsbha
📅︎ Nov 29
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Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.
📅︎ May 24
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