Coupled Pick up lines

The best Coupled pick up lines

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a stroke.

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👤︎ u/smithsbha

📅︎ Nov 29

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Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.

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👤︎ u/slightly-simian

📅︎ May 24

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