Hours Pick up lines

The best Hours pick up lines


Because I forgot to save it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anmolrc108
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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Damn girl, have you been exposed to the coronavirus in the last 48 hours

Because you just took my breath away.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29
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Are you my package from Amazon?

Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Are you a free Reddit award?

Cos I wanna spend 24 hours deciding what to do with you ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EquivalentSnap
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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You goanna be an angel in a few hours

- because Iโ€™m going to fuck the hell outta you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xrmsa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 03
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Woah, are you my phone?

Because I wanna take you into my room and stay on you for hours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Odysseyrage
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McGroon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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Want to reenact the titanic?

You be the iceberg and Iโ€™ll go down on you for hours ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dickdackduck
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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Girl, youโ€™re like the SAT

Iโ€™d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dowhatchafeel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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Are you Adam Sandler?

Because Iโ€™d let you milk my uncut gem for 2.5 hours ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ddsthrow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_ieya_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored - Day 111
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AwesomeToucan2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Redditisbootiful
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Girl, are you a maths question?

Cuz Iโ€™ve been staring at you for hours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tactical49
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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Your eyes are like lil galaxies

I don't know how they all work but I could stare at them for hours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Meloxian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Hey girl, are you a diamond...

Cause I feel like I could mine you for hours.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jestes15
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thedmalkin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddyโ€™s girlfriend (letโ€™s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (โ€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?โ€ โ€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find oneโ€ etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she canโ€™t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following โ€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we canโ€™t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?โ€ Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannahโ€™s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that sheโ€™s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because youโ€™re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two arenโ€™t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_That_Tall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Are you a good tv show?

Cause I could watch you for hours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cmoneyhackdog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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Are you an audiobook?

Because i could listen to you for hours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lex_quickjaw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HasSomeSelfEsteem
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shmogi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 31
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