Deriv Pick up lines

The best Deriv pick up lines

I wish I was a derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves.
📅︎ Jan 30
🚨︎ report

Can I take your derivative?

I don't care if it's a sin, I just wanna lay tangent to those curves.
📅︎ Feb 11
🚨︎ report

Hey are you a partial derivative

cause I wanna ∂ with respect to you
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Sep 20
🚨︎ report

I wish I was your derivative..

To be tangent to your curves Any advice how to improve this old line?
👤︎ u/titros2tot
📅︎ Sep 25
🚨︎ report

Can I be your second derivative?

Cuz I wanna explore your concavities
📅︎ Apr 22
🚨︎ report

Can I be your derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves?
📅︎ Feb 16
🚨︎ report

Can I be your first derivative?

Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves
📅︎ Apr 22
🚨︎ report

Are you the derivative of my graph?

Because then you would be tangent to me. SIKE. I want to see you more than once in my life. Please be my integral, so you would fill me from the inside~
👤︎ u/Chuwei_Bar
📅︎ Jul 01
🚨︎ report

Can I take your derivative?

Because I wanna lay tangent to your curves!
📅︎ Feb 04
🚨︎ report

Since there are 0 pickup lines I can find for someone called Izi here is one

Did you know your name derives from the ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek root isis, meaning gift of isis, She was one of the most powerful and used magic, when we matched I thought I felt a tingle in my stomach, you must of cast a spell on me
👤︎ u/LucasLoci
📅︎ Jan 06
🚨︎ report

are you a derivitive ?

because you're pushing me pretty close to my limit
👤︎ u/fightmepunk
📅︎ Mar 24
🚨︎ report