Dream Pick up lines

The best Dream pick up lines

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasticpremed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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My parents told me to follow my dreams

Thats why i am sticking with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shovel_is_my_name
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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Did you know that a person canโ€™t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blazedarkswrod
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Hey girl, are you my hopes and dreams?

Because you are playing hard to get.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/emrakull
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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You are like a dream...

...and the most beautiful one I have ever had.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/greenhulk2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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I believe in following my dreams.

**So can I have your Instagram?** ***:)***
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_cracktivist_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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I plan on being the man of your dreams...

Well, the wet ones at least..
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lifehater3000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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Remember me? Oh, that's right...

I've only met you in my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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i'm so sick of your face

always seeing it in my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/moron88
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl, are you a dragon?

โ€˜Cause you only exist in my dreams ๐Ÿ˜”
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheBiggestCheese1773
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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Today I saw a very beautiful girl in my dreams

Wait......wasn't that you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thisandthat1997
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Damn mister sand man final came through

And brought me a dream
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I_am_you1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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Are you the best Minecraft speedrunner?

Because I see you in my Dream.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AsaSage
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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My dreams aren't lucid

But I can clearly see us together in the future. :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Klozen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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Roses are red, I've been having dreams with us two

My life would be better if I were with you ๐Ÿฅฐ - Day 46
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Girl you are like my dream

Cause it's so hard to get you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/prashantdafqr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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Dreams are known to never come true

But I saw reality was beautiful when I saw you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SvG112003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams

So thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m following you! >u< โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the-random-trash-lol
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 21
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You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream...

It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream - Day 65
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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I had an interesting dream last night

I forgot most of it, but I remember the most important part. You.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Fatman9693
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.

- Day 22
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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Aye girl you were in my dream

And in my dream I was in you (props A boogie wit da Hoodie)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JRLuto3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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I'll make all your dreams come to life

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jax_Wyvern
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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Hey do you remember me?

More than likely will respond. Then say โ€œThatโ€™s okay. I forget my dreams too sometimes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wymccombs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Girl, are you yourself?

Am I me? What's going on? Where are we? Is anything even real? Do you ever move your hand to pick something up and think "how are hands even possible? And if I am dreaming, then what is my waking life going to be like?" Girl, this is all very, very complicated. Want to take a walk?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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I never remember what i dreamed of the night before

But now that i see you, i know what ive been dreaming of all this time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SearchingForALaugh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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This came to me in a dream

Guy: are you good at math? Girl: no Guy: do you know computers? Girl: yes Guy: can you com-pute your number in my phone ?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SomeRAndomGyu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Sometimes youโ€™re the dreamer, sometimes youโ€™re the dream

I know youโ€™re my dream, could I be yours?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dal3k1742
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Are you the hardware of my dreams?

> Screw software, I want > > to install my own firmware > > into your wetware
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Diapolo10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 13
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Can I follow you home ?

Because my parents told me to follow my dreams...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChiefWarrior7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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Sometimes youโ€™re the dreamer, sometimes youโ€™re the dream

I know youโ€™re my dream, could I be yours?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dal3k1742
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Hey baby, you gotta tell me your name ...

cos last night in my dreams, I could only call you *baby*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Comprefyingly
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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I had a dream of us together

Wanna make it reality?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RainIsNice28
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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They say to follow your dreams...

which explains why I'm stalking you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wantstodienow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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They say follow your dreams

So are you gonna give me your instagram or what?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PeachyyLola
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 19
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I think i have seen you?

-where? -In my dreams :) G(OLD)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Oma1r03
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Hey girl, do you have spring arms?

Cause I'd tend to your noodle shop any day so that you can pursue your dreams of being in a 2D platformer fighting game
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Flappyflans
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams..

That's why i'm following you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AngelPon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24
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If you were a company, you would be ADIDAY and not ADIDAS

Because All Day I Dream About You.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/raun_adams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Are you my dream car?

Cause i wanna ride you since my childhood.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/arish666
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25
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Are you Martin Luther Queen

Cuz I have a wet dream
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bun93
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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Are you a dream catcher?

I have sweet dreams when you are near me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vanisha21
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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Hey girl are you tired?

because you are running in my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sexysarim
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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My mom always told me to follow my dreams

So Iโ€™m going to follow you for the rest of the night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bobbyjones52
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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I have seen you recently.

Do you know where? In my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ivan_mart
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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You are familiar from somewhere

We have met in our dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/huhulua
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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The only difference between you and the girl of my dreams:

You're real.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scorched_flame
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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Instagram Flirting ๐Ÿ‘€

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups ๐Ÿ˜‚. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute ๐Ÿฅฐ ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mikepatell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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What do you do for a living...

... other than being my dream girl, of course.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alpha-Sully
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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My mama says you're bad for my health

'Cause whenever I'm with you, I pinch myself to check if I'm dreaming.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThatSmartIdiot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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Can i follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bakugo18
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 21
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Another good pickup line to get the girl of your dreams !! Trust !!

On a scale of 1 to 10, youโ€™re a 9. Iโ€™m the 1 you need.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/viralboy12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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Hey are you my sleep paralysis demon?

Because I can't stop having wet dreams about you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-Parasitic-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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Can I borrow your phone?

Iโ€™d like to call my dad and tell him Iโ€™ve met the man of my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/danielle_cali
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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Hey, could you pinch me?

Because whenever I'm around you, life's a dream.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WHColours999
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl, can I follow you?

Because my mom told me to follow my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/action_bastard13
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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If youโ€™re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon โ€œJohnny Bravo.โ€) Hello, 911 emergency, thereโ€™s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, itโ€™s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , Iโ€™m so sweet that Iโ€™ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you donโ€™t wanna be right. Iโ€™m pretty youโ€™re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? Iโ€™m a thief and Iโ€™m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause Iโ€™ve fallen for you! Iโ€™m a dancer, a romancer, youโ€™re a Capricorn, Iโ€™m a Cancer! Well baby, whatโ€™s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, Iโ€™m pretty? Hey baby, donโ€™t walk away, youโ€™re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, youโ€™re beach front property, and Iโ€™m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, youโ€™ve look like you have Bravo fever, and Iโ€™m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? Iโ€™ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, youโ€™re like an itchy rash. Youโ€™re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/superfsh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Remember me? Oh, that's right.

I've met you only in my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/popularfellow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 13
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Hey Girl Are You Lemborghini?

Coz I Can Dream Of You But Can't Get You
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CLPRAT
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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Remember me? Oh, that's right,...

I met you only in my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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Can i follow you on Instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Taricool777
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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Can I borrow your phone?

Because my mom told me to let her know when I meet the girl of my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/National-Tragedy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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Are you made of Copper ?

Because I Cu in my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/arli21
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 22
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Can I follow you? Because my...

mom told me to follow my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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Sorry I've been following you...

But my parents told me to chase my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Te_Waapu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05
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Excuse me, can I follow you?

Cos my dad told me to always follow my dream
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nok4us
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 24
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Can I follow you home?

Because, my parents always told me to pursue and follow my dream.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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You remind me of this girl

Oh yeah, the girl of my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GreenGRAVITY13
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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You can call me Martin Luther

Because I have a dream to be between your legs
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ZepzapFTW
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 04
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Can i follow you on instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dumbostrich
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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Whatโ€™s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Knight499
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 29
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Are you an Astral-Projector???

Because I see you in my dreams every night.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woodyard801
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Hey girl, Can I follow you?

My mom told me to follow my dream.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yokit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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Have we met before? I know I've seen you somewhere.

Oh yeah, in my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mew1mew
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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