Covered Pick up lines

The best Covered pick up lines

Have you been covered in bees recently?

Cause you look sweeter than honey.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 09
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Were you covered by bees recently

I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
👤︎ u/jampiya
📅︎ Nov 04
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I have got you covered from most frustrating loss in ludo

Because the • you required has arrived
👤︎ u/abhi_pal
📅︎ Jun 25
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Are you a baby that was just born?...

Because I wanna slap your naked ass while you're covered in my mom's vagina juice
📅︎ Oct 14
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An Asiago covered Silverado.

I heard you were supposed to start with a cheesy pick-up line.
👤︎ u/Choatez
📅︎ Apr 24
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Roses are red, violets are blue

If I have my way, you’ll be covered in goo.
👤︎ u/TGWYNN1919
📅︎ May 16
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Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice
👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Feb 22
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(Late) Valentine’s Day themed pickup lines

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.
👤︎ u/KPA-15
📅︎ Feb 15
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You’re my little toaster strudel

A delicious warm snack that’s gonna be covered in my special frosting.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Feb 01
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