Eight Pick up lines

The best Eight pick up lines

If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Feb 01
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Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
📅︎ Jul 20
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Are you a Sherman easy eight?

Because I want you to penetrate me from behind with your 76mm
📅︎ Mar 30
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I goy this one a few years ago

If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world
👤︎ u/djhdowl
📅︎ Dec 23
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: • Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? • Excuse me, I think it's time we met. • So, do you know any good pick-up lines? • Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? • How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? • You look like you could use some company. • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? • You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try — say, on a bet — but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains — and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
👤︎ u/mscfounders
📅︎ Dec 30
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