Sword Pick up lines

The best Sword pick up lines

Hey baby, are you a Diamond Sword?

Because I heard how you swing, why don't you CRAFT a bed next to MINE\~?
📅︎ Oct 12
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Are you a blacksmith?

Because You make my sword hard and ready to penetrate.
📅︎ Feb 04
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Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.
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📅︎ Aug 18
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Hey are you a minecraft villager?

Because I want to put a sword through your head.
📅︎ Jul 17
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