Exactly Pick up lines

The best Exactly pick up lines

Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

nobody likes you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_MataS1D_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RajuNeupane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iking_con
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zwcal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I can't tell what's more beautful, the wheather today or you.

Her: It's raining Me: Exactly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VictorAuberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No... Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VictorAuberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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My β€œhere and now” is with you

That’s exactly how I want my β€œforever and always” to be, too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilstarlite
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you're exactly what I wanted - Day 114
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyolmedo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jango671
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

She : no? You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/krazy4001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deathsmith8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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