Five Pick up lines

The best Five pick up lines

Dante finished a large pizza in under five minutes

Let's see if i can finish you in four
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VergilArcanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Are you five random letters?

Because U R A Q T
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EarthLaser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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damn girl are you five gum?

because you’re stimulating my senses (fun fact, this has been used on me before)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akj104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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They say it could take as little as five seconds to fall for someone...

But don't worry, I'll catch you and won't let you down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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Do sleep in high temp with one blanket or cold temp with five blankets?

Cool, I’ll (raise/lower) the temp in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PBlake97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Roses are red , violets are blue ...

I have five fingers , but tonight you’ll get two
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zaid_ata
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl are you five days into the future?

cus you're a 10/10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kazuhiko101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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I would pay so many goat for you

Like, at least five. Very good goat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fangirl_otaku7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Tonight I wanna be your six pack

After five I’ll be the only one for you and you for me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChrisCGC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her: 'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear' she: 'But I am' you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/denstreef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded?

What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded? I'll go first; ''What's the difference between you and an armadillo? I didn't jerk off to an armadillo five minutes ago.''
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivy_league33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deengoh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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You know i've always thought a womans place was in the kitchen

AS the head chef. AT a five star restaurant
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RainbowEffingDash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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