Stocking Pick up lines

The best Stocking pick up lines

I donโ€™t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/solm42168
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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I forgot my Christmas stockings.

Can I hang some fresh ones from you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/superfsh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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Are you a corn field?

Cause I'm stocking you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LonlyPonzerz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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