Gas Pick up lines

The best Gas pick up lines

Hey girl, do you work at the gas station?

Cause you have ignited the engine inside me;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Hey girl are you outa gas?

Cause I can fill you up at my place!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/343-guilty-mendicant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BabeyNHippey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally-not-bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey girl are you a gas chamber

Because I want to put my jewce in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coalier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Are you a solid, liquid or gas?

Because you matter to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlurtyCurty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Are you a gas station?

Because you look like a QT
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GuyfromIT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Hey girl, have you ever been on a kamikaze date?

Because I’m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jarveesta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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Hey baby, are you getman?

Cause I want to gas your chambers.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Teng0Down
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Are you an extermination camp?

Because I wouldn’t mind entering your gas chamber
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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