Till Pick up lines

The best Till pick up lines

Spaghetti is straight till it gets wet

Now lets get u wet
👤︎ u/gamiGai
📅︎ Apr 16
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Damn girl, are u a religion?

Coz I would follow u till my death...
👤︎ u/moanas_10
📅︎ Jan 15
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Are you a music sample?

cuz I'm gonna flip you and use till you feel good
👤︎ u/wtfparth
📅︎ Jan 08
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Hey girl, I didn't know I needed a pair of glasses till I met you

Because with you around, I can see the world more beautifully.
👤︎ u/shanwei10
📅︎ Sep 18
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all these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
👤︎ u/SaltyFishGo
📅︎ Nov 11
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Damn girl, you a horse?

Cuz I wanna ride you till you get a broken leg, then shoot you.
👤︎ u/Krimson_Klaww
📅︎ Sep 15
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Hey girl, are you a piñata?

Cause I wanna hang you from the ceiling, beat you till you open, and eat up your insides!
👤︎ u/nuggetbomber
📅︎ Sep 29
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you must be a minecraft dog

bc i wanna feed you my meat till u love me
👤︎ u/Yusuf_E123
📅︎ Sep 18
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Hey girl are you my new drum set

Cause i wanna bang you till my stick breaks
👤︎ u/joeywaschandler
📅︎ Aug 10
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I thought a shooting star was the most beautiful thing ever

Till i saw you
👤︎ u/zzz370Nismo
📅︎ Jun 11
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Are you a college paper?

Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you
👤︎ u/Ducktor-Monty
📅︎ Aug 26
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Hey girl are you my virginity

Because you’re here till marriage
👤︎ u/petergriffinfricken
📅︎ Jan 28
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
👤︎ u/AwesomeToucan2
📅︎ Sep 13
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Are you a plug socket?

Because i want to make you wet till theres sparks
👤︎ u/ALostPotat
📅︎ Apr 20
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When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie. DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ May 30
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are you a ketchup bottle?

'cause i wanna bang you till something comes out.
👤︎ u/bueduelord
📅︎ Nov 25
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If you were a swisher

I'd lick you till my lips went numb (Only stoners are gonna get this one)
👤︎ u/josephkyle26
📅︎ Oct 14
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Are you the French Army?

Because I'll push you till Verdun
👤︎ u/bohemianrasperry
📅︎ Feb 13
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I may not be Mr Right

But I’ll fuck you till he gets here
👤︎ u/mattty2k
📅︎ Oct 15
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