I'll Pick up lines

The best I'll pick up lines

You be hitler , I'll be a Jew

Cuz babe i want to die for you
👤︎ u/dawnsins
📅︎ Dec 29
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I'll have to start charging you rent

Because you stay in my mind 24x7
👤︎ u/butterrChicken
📅︎ Jan 12
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If a genie came up to me and gave me 4 wishes instead of 3. In the 4th wish I'll ask for you.

Just like the other 3 :)
👤︎ u/the_air_nomad
📅︎ Dec 06
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He girl are you....um.....uhh..um..I mean are you...well............I'll go

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👤︎ u/mrbrightbluesky
📅︎ May 27
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If I'll give you a birthday cake,

will you blow my candle?
👤︎ u/fre-sha-va-cadoo
📅︎ Sep 21
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Roses are red, I'll give you a kiss

While you sleep, in peaceful bliss
👤︎ u/Jordan-J-Star
📅︎ Aug 16
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🥺"Give me your number or I'll shoot you"🥺 Always seems to work.

100% success rate
👤︎ u/MachoTimes
📅︎ Aug 23
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
👤︎ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
📅︎ Jan 07
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You'll be McDonald's and I'll be Burger King

I'll do it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
👤︎ u/aristot_e
📅︎ Aug 15
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I'll travel endlessly with you

Coz I'll get lost in your eyes
👤︎ u/vadi2310
📅︎ May 02
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Guess what I'll become an Astronaut

So that I could explore U(r)Anus!
👤︎ u/Raagul_ARJUNAN
📅︎ Jul 13
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I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person who’ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 11
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Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner

Because you're a snack
👤︎ u/LatinIsADeadLanguage
📅︎ Oct 08
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I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license

Cause you are driving me crazy!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ May 17
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One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you. \- Day 98
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 13
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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Nov 07
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I'll Give you a Kiss 😘😘

If You don't Like it, you can Return it.......!! 💋
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 19
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You might be the only girl in my heart now, but I'm sure I'll love many more

...it all depends on how many girls and granddaughters we'll have.
👤︎ u/ErjonM49
📅︎ Feb 26
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Let's roleplay: I'll be a guest, and you can be a house.

Mind if I come in?
👤︎ u/TheRealSlimLaddy
📅︎ Dec 21
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You be Thanos and I'll be Ant-Man

I'll expand in your ass
👤︎ u/wantstodienow
📅︎ Apr 03
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I'll delete my tinder and bumble account if you'd go on a date with me

Is it good guys?
👤︎ u/regenlife
📅︎ Feb 04
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I'll be Harry Potter and you can be the Chamber of Secrets.

Because I wanna come inside you.
👤︎ u/brynjaminge
📅︎ Feb 12
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I would say something like "I'll eat you out for dinner"

But to be honest you look more like a snack
👤︎ u/Im_Just_Offering
📅︎ Dec 06
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I'll go to the SuperM concert with you

but I'll need u in my sperm later that night
👤︎ u/chase1839
📅︎ Feb 02
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I'll make with you like I do my math homework

Get you on the table and do you all night long
👤︎ u/BoopieBobby
📅︎ Dec 19
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I'll make all your dreams come to life

👤︎ u/Jax_Wyvern
📅︎ Nov 16
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I'll knock on your door with a broom

Ready to sweep you of your feet
👤︎ u/bigdaddymaki
📅︎ Oct 12
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I'll be your chocolate bunny...

Delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside
👤︎ u/platinumblues
📅︎ Aug 18
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Excuse me lady, I don't mean to disturb your day but I'll just like to know...

What's your name?
👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
📅︎ May 25
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I'll be the acid and you be the base

Because I'll give and you recieve
👤︎ u/BenSchikker
📅︎ Aug 30
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